I'll Let You Squeeze My Melons

Name: I'll Let You Squeeze My Melons
Brand: Card Collection
SKU: 495
Price: 1200 LKR
Availability: InStock

Express your playful side with this cheeky watermelon themed greeting card featuring the phrase 'I'll let you squeeze my melons.' Perfect for sharing a laugh with someone special.

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Categories: For Him, For Husband, For Boyfriend, For Bestfriend, Cheeky

#Funny Card#Greeting Cards#Playful Gift#Humorous Cards#Watermelon Card#Fruit Pun#Unique Greetings

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